暑假過后，新初三生們迎來了初中最重要的一年——初三。為方便2013年中考考生及家長(zhǎng)查詢相關(guān)信息，出國(guó)留學(xué)網(wǎng)中考頻道特別搜集匯總了中考英語記誦文章以供參考：
    Three Jokes
    Joke 1
    Co-workers sympathized with my mother when she complained that her back was really painful from moving furniture."Why don't you wait till your husband gets home?"someone asked."I could,"my mother told the group,"but the couch is easier to move if he's not on it."
    Joke 2
    A fourth grader asked the teacher's assistant,"how old are you,Mrs. Glass?""You should never ask an adult's age,"I broke in."That's okay."Harriett smiled."I'm fifty.""Wow,you don't look that old,"the boy said.I was about to breathe a sigh of relief when another child chimed in,"Parts of her do."
    Joke 3
    My elderly neighbour and his wife were told there could be a 45-minute wait for a table at a popular restaurant as they had no reservations."Young man, we're both 90 years old,"he told the waiter,"we may not have 45 minutes."They were seated immediately.
    co-worker 同事
    sympathize 同情
    couch 長(zhǎng)沙發(fā)
    a fourth grader 四年級(jí)的學(xué)生
    a sigh of relief 　 松了口氣
    chime (in) 插話
    笑話三則
    笑話一
    當(dāng)母親抱怨她的背因搬動(dòng)家具酸痛無比時(shí)，同事們都很同情她?！澳銥槭裁床坏饶阏煞蚧貋砟?”有人問?！拔沂强梢缘鹊摹?，母親說，“不過他不躺在上面時(shí)沙發(fā)床搬起來更容易些。”
    笑話二
    一個(gè)四年級(jí)的學(xué)生問教師助理：“你幾歲了，格拉絲女士?”“你不應(yīng)該問一個(gè)成年人的年齡，”我打斷說?！斑@沒關(guān)系，”哈里特笑著說?！拔椅迨恕！薄班福雌饋聿幌衲敲蠢?，”男孩說。我正準(zhǔn)備松一口氣，另一個(gè)孩子插話說，“有些部位已經(jīng)像了?！?BR>    笑話三
    我的上了年紀(jì)的鄰居和他的妻子在一家生意很好的飯店被告知他們必須等四十五分鐘，因?yàn)樗麄儧]有訂位?！澳贻p人，我們倆都已經(jīng)九十歲了，”他告訴服務(wù)員，“我們也許已經(jīng)沒有四十五分鐘可等了?！彼麄兞⒓幢话才帕俗弧?BR>    中考相關(guān)信息請(qǐng)關(guān)注出國(guó)留學(xué)網(wǎng)中考頻道......
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