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        FML段子集合

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            FML=Fuck My Life
            是由外國一些搞笑的人自爆自己的囧事而開創(chuàng)的名詞,并且在此名下有許多網(wǎng)站,然后在中國各大社區(qū)也開始風(fēng)靡了。
            根據(jù)其縮寫FML,在國內(nèi)的一些網(wǎng)友也將其稱為“發(fā)霉啦”。
            FML段子集合:
            Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML
            Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML
            Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML
            Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs.He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML
            Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I discovered that I climax sooner if I think about pretzels. Yes, pretzels. The food product. I'll never be able to eat them again. FML
            Today, my brother and I were talking about Ebola, when he says he would love to have the disease because of how famous it would make him. Plus, his college essays about him "fighting through the disease" would be "phenomenal". FML
            Today, my brother and I were talking about Ebola, when he says he would love to have the disease because of how famous it would make him. Plus, his college essays about him "fighting through the disease" would be "phenomenal". FML
            Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd feel like a failure if he went to community college. I'm planning to go to community college next year. FML
            Today, before work, I was quickly cleaning when I tripped and the side of my neck hit the countertop, causing a dark bruise. During work, people wouldn't stop giving me high fives for getting laid and I was too embarrassed to tell them truth that I'm not desirable, just clumsy. FML
            Today, my sister had an accident at a stoplight because she was uploading pictures of herself driving onto Instagram. Not long after that, she posted a picture of the crash and commented, "My first crash lol." FML
            Today, I watched from my office window as a couple maneuvered their car to squash a dead pigeon flat on the road. I then watched as they got out of the car, set up tripods and started taking photos of it. FML
            Today, an elderly woman was crossing the street and dropped her bag of groceries. I got out of my car to assist her, but she beat me repeatedly, yelling that I was "enforcing a stereotype". Sorry for trying to help. FML
            Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML
            Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML
            Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
            Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
            Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML
            Today, it's my mom's birthday. Got the perfect gift, the perfect card and of course the perfect cake.Well, it was the perfect cake until my dog's ass crushed it. FML
            Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML
            Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
            Today, I got back from a weekend at my best friend's house. Apparently, he and his friend invented a new game. It involves sticking duct tape to their pubic hairs, ripping them out, and sticking as many as possible on my face and body before I wake up. FML
            Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
            Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML
            Today, I received an email from an angry parent, demanding that I give his daughter an A on a project which I had given her a 0 on. The project was to pick an article related to science and to write an essay on it. Hers was a hoax article relating to Ebola patients rising from the dead. FML
            Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
            *類似網(wǎng)站:
            發(fā)霉啦:(fameila) FML即FuckMyLife,我們將其本土化翻譯為發(fā)霉啦。
            在生活中遇到的不可思議或者相當(dāng)無奈的事情,怎么辦,來發(fā)霉啦曬一下,讓霉事曬太陽,為自己求人品。
            實話實說FML!(SHSS):發(fā)貼審理比較嚴(yán)格,適合積極向上的80及90后青年.另外還有手機WAP網(wǎng)站,相當(dāng)方便 宣傳口號是 "與地球人分享你生活中各種哭笑不得的倒霉事, 發(fā)霉事. Everything sucks!...FML!
            FML中文網(wǎng)(fml001):國內(nèi)創(chuàng)建最早的山寨網(wǎng)站,也是目前用戶最多,更新最穩(wěn)定的站點。內(nèi)容包含轉(zhuǎn)貼翻譯和原創(chuàng)兩部分,F(xiàn)MLer的口號是:用扯淡的勇氣,直面艸蛋的人生。
            小事一籮筐(xiaoshiyiluokuang):以記錄生活中的瑣事為主,講究細(xì)膩的文風(fēng)。
            FML中文自助互助學(xué)習(xí)社區(qū):以學(xué)英文為主,全部翻譯fmylife的內(nèi)容
            天雷啊(tleia):國內(nèi)山寨網(wǎng)站之一,以TLA代替FML
            TMD(tmd001):同上,以TMD代替FML,以上兩個網(wǎng)站與原版網(wǎng)站版式基本一致
            FML中文網(wǎng)之二(fmylife001):國內(nèi)山寨網(wǎng)站之一,內(nèi)容主要包含英文FML的翻譯,翻譯質(zhì)量和速度都比較高。
            糗事百科- 365天內(nèi)最最尷尬的糗事:國內(nèi)最早的此類網(wǎng)站,建于2005,要比fmylife(2008建站)要早不少。
            草蛋網(wǎng)(caoegg) - 分享你草蛋的事!:國內(nèi)的又一山寨fmylife,擁有不少糗事,草蛋的事在上面!
            KaoMyLife-身邊糗事:分享生活中的糗事。