The best defense is a good offense.
    —— Anonymous
    I skate to where the puck is going to be， not to where it has been.
    —— Wayne Gretzky
    People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500，000.
    —— Pete Incaviglia， baseball player， 1990
    If God wanted women to understand men， football would never have been created.
    —— Seen on a bumper sticker
    The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
    —— Roger Simon
    When the going gets weird， the weird turn pro.
    —— Hunter S. Thompson
    Golf is a good walk spoiled.
    —— Mark Twain
    Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society： violence punctuated by committee meetings.
    —— George F. Will， journalist， political commentator， 1994
    Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
    —— Bern Williams
    There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
    —— Steven Wright