1.這是為什么呢?
    谷歌版：This is why?
    山寨版：This is why what？
    學(xué)院版：Why is this?
    2.準(zhǔn)備好了么? Music!
    谷歌版：Ready for it? Music！
    山寨版：Ready well le-ma？謬賊！
    學(xué)院版：Are you ready？音樂！
    3.我只是一個(gè)普通的二人轉(zhuǎn)演員。
    谷歌版：I am just an ordinary actor二人轉(zhuǎn).
    山寨版：I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
    學(xué)院版：I am just an ordinary actor of “two person act”.
    4.不要-不要-停-不要停，pia、pia地。
    谷歌版：Not to stop —not to not to stop, pia，pia to.
    山寨版：No want-no want-stop-no want stop，*啊、*啊滴.
    學(xué)院版：Don’t, don’t…stop, don’t stop，啪啪地.
    5.我的中文名叫小沈陽，我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang !
    谷歌版：I called the Chinese Small Shenyang, my English is called Xiao Shenyang!
    山寨版：My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—樣兒！
    學(xué)院版：My Chinese name is 小沈陽, my English name is Xiao Shenyang
    6.走別人的路，讓別人無路可走!
    谷歌版：Take someone else’s road, to let others no way!
    山寨版：Walk other man’s road, allow other man no way can go!
    學(xué)院版：Follow others’ footprint, leave them no way to go.
    7.我自己能做到的事，從來不麻煩別人
    谷歌版：I myself can do things other people never Troublesome
    山寨版：I myself can do come thing, never no bother others.
    學(xué)院版：Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others.
    8.我也是有身份證的人。
    谷歌版：Me too have the ID card people.
    山寨版：I also am have body card people.
    學(xué)院版：I am also somebody with an ID card.
    9.世界是我們的，也是兒子們的，但最終是那幫孫子們的。
    谷歌版：The world are U.S., but also sons, but the band are finally grandchildren’s.（谷歌翻譯太雷人，居然把“我們”翻譯為“U.S.”，跟金山快譯有一拼了）
    山寨版：The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons.
    學(xué)院版：The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.
    10.你都不理我，那我成狗不理了!
    谷歌版：You ignore me, then ignore me into a dog!
    山寨版：You all no care me, that I become dog no care!
    學(xué)院版：Even you you don’t care me, then I would become Go- Believe!