★以下是少兒英語頻道為大家整理的《幼兒英語小笑話：Pushing It》，供大家參考。更多內(nèi)容請看本站少兒英語頻道。
     Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.
     His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
     "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
     "Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."
     Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.
     Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
     "But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
    小約翰來自天主教學(xué)校，有一只黑眼睛。
    他父親看了看，說：“我要告訴你，不要跟其他男孩打架，我要多少次？”
    “可是爸爸，這不是我的錯。我們都在教堂里祈禱。我們都站了起來，我的老師在我面前有她的衣服在她的*裂縫。我伸手把它拔了出來。那是她打我的時候！”
    “約翰，”父親說。你不做那種對女人的事情?！?BR>    果然，第二天，約翰又帶著另一只眼睛，黑藍。
    約翰的父親說：“約翰，我想我們有一個對話！”
    “可是，爸爸，”他說，“這不是我的錯。在那里，我們在教堂祈禱。我們都站了起來，我的老師在我們面前的衣服，在她的*。然后路易誰坐在我旁邊看見了，他伸手把它拔了出來?，F(xiàn)在我知道她不喜歡這個，所以我把它推回去了！”