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        萬圣節(jié)創(chuàng)意標語口號大全

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        1. Outside amuffler 點擊發(fā)音 shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
            一家消聲器店外:"根本不用預(yù)約,我們聽到你來了!"
            2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
            酒店門外:“幫幫忙!我們?nèi)鄙俪W⌒【起^的人?!?BR>    3. On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
            接待室的桌上:“三個一輪!我們要毫不留情地趕走第三個推銷員!注:第二個剛剛離開。”
            4. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
            獸醫(yī)的候診室:“稍候5分鐘。趴下,別動!”
            5. At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
            在電氣公司:“如果你送來鈔票,我們會很高興;如果你不送,就會被斷電?!?BR>    6. On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte 點擊發(fā)音."
            電腦專賣店門上:“出去找一個更快的字節(jié)?!?BR>    7. In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
            餐館櫥窗:“別餓著肚子傻呆在那兒,進來吧,吃頓飽飯!”
            8. Inside a bowling alley 點擊發(fā)音: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
            在保齡球館:“保持安靜,我們需要傾聽大頭針落地?!?BR>    9. In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
            在墓地的前院:“開車當心,我們會等著你的。”
            10. In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional 點擊發(fā)音."
            在咨詢師辦公室:“變老是由上帝控制的,變聰明是由自己控制的?!?