生活大爆炸主題曲：The History of Everything
    Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
    宇宙一度又燙又稠密
    Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait.
    140億年前終于爆了炸等著看吧!
    The Earth began to cool,
    地球開始降溫
    The autotrophs began to drool,
    自養(yǎng)生物來起哄
    Neanderthals developed tools,
    穴居人發(fā)明工具
    We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
    我們建長城(我們建金字塔)
    Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
    數(shù)學(xué)自然科學(xué) 歷史揭開神秘
    That all started with the big bang!
    一切由大爆炸開始
    Since the dawn of man is really not that long,
    其實(shí)人類歷史沒有多久
    As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
    星系形成時(shí)間比唱完這支歌還要短
    A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
    元素在微秒間便形成了
    The bipeds stood up straight,
    兩足動(dòng)物直立行走
    The dinosaurs all met their fate,
    恐龍都得認(rèn)命了
    They tried to leap but they were late
    想要突變沒來得及
    And they all died (they froze their asses off)
    就死光光了(pp都凍成了化石)
    The oceans and pangea
    大洋和泛古陸
    See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
    拜拜才不想學(xué)你
    Set in motion by the same big bang!
    都是爆炸惹的禍
    It all started with the big BANG!
    一切都從大爆炸開始
    It's expanding ever outward but one day
    宇宙向外膨脹但有一天
    It will cause the stars to go the other way,
    星球會(huì)反方向運(yùn)動(dòng)
    Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
    向內(nèi)坍塌我們將不會(huì)在那里所以不會(huì)覺得疼痛
    Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
    我們最美好光輝的形象將引發(fā)一場更大的爆炸
    Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
    南方古猿肯定不爽我們
    Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
    在他們捉鹿時(shí)唧唧歪歪(我們現(xiàn)在捉電腦病毒了)
    Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
    宗教或是天文， e百科舊約申命記
    It all started with the big bang!
    一切都從大爆炸開始
    Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
    音樂和神話，愛因斯坦和占星術(shù)
    It all started with the big BANG!
    一切都從大爆炸開始
    It all started with the big BANG!
    一切都從大爆炸開始