Sandy reads a joke
    桑迪讀一個笑話
    Narrator:Sandy is reading a comic.
    旁白:桑迪在讀一本笑話集。
    "Listen to this joke,Sue,"he says."I'll read it to you."
    他說"蘇,聽聽這個笑話"'我來讀給你聽。
    Sandy:Two explorers were crawling across the desert.
    桑迪:兩位勘探隊員在沙漠里爬行，
    They were dying of thirst.
    他們快渴死了。
    Sandy:Suddenly,one of them looked up and said,
    桑迪:忽然，他們中有一人抬頭看了看然后說：
    "Look!Did you see that?It was an oasis!"
    “看！你看見那個了嗎？那是一片綠洲！”
    Sandy:"An oasis!"the other man cried.
    “一片綠洲!”另外一人叫道，
    "It can't have been!Surely it wasn't!
    “這不可能！肯定不是！
    It must have been a mirage."
    那一定是幻覺！”
    Sandy:The explorers crawled towards the "oasis".
    桑迪:勘探者朝著“綠洲”爬去。
    Sandy:Suddenly they banged their heads into something.
    桑迪:忽然他們的頭撞到了什么東西，
    It wasn't an oasis,and it wasn't a mirage.
    那不是綠洲，也不是幻覺。
    It was an oil-pipe!
    那是根油管！