笑話具有篇幅短小，故事情節(jié)簡單而巧妙，往往出人意料，給人突然之間笑神來了的奇妙感覺的特點。大多揭示生活中乖謬的現(xiàn)象，具有諷刺性和娛樂性。下面是為您整理的《3-6歲兒童英語幽默小笑話》，僅供大家參考。
    1.3-6歲兒童英語幽默小笑話
    To Drum Up Business 招攬生意
    A man accidentally slipped on a banana peel(香蕉皮) and performed a very funny fall. He was not hurt, but had his dignity somewhat ruffled1.
    When he got better a moment later, he found a number of people standing2 round in a circle. He said angrily, "What are these idlers doing here.?"
    "They are not idlers," explained his friend. "This man is a doctor. He wants to look you over." That man is a lawyer. He is ready to file suit for you. And a producer of comic films is waiting for you to sign a contract agreeing to work for him."
    有個人不小心踩到一塊香蕉皮上，滑到的樣子非?；税l(fā)笑。他沒有受傷，只是有點難情。
    過了一會兒他感覺好些了的時候，發(fā)覺有好幾個人圍著他站成一圈。他很不高興地說：“這些閑人在這里干什么呢?”
    他的朋友解釋說：“他們不是閑人。這個人是醫(yī)生，他想給你檢查一下。那個人是律師，他準備為你起訴。另一個人是喜劇電影的制片人，他在等你和他訂一個同意去給他拍片的合約?！?BR>    2.3-6歲兒童英語幽默小笑話
    A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
    During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
    The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
    Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
    The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
    慎重許愿
    一對結(jié)婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。
    慶?；顒又?，一位仙女出現(xiàn)了。她說，由于他們是已經(jīng)結(jié)婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個愿望。
    妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手?！皡?”的一聲，她的手中出現(xiàn)了一張票。
    接下來該丈夫許愿了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人?！?BR>    仙女拾起了魔術(shù)棒。“呯!”，他變成了90歲。
    3.3-6歲兒童英語幽默小笑話
    You may put my beard on again 把胡子再替我裝上
    A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it.
    "Two pence," said the man.
    "No, no, " said the barber, "I will give you a penny, and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again."
    The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave.
    "A penny." said the barber.
    "I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again."
    4.3-6歲兒童英語幽默小笑話
    I can go home 我可以回家了
    One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier."
    The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboarddaubed(涂抹) . He was very angry and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!" "It's me," said Bob, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."
    一天，放學(xué)以后，老師對他的學(xué)生們說：“明天上午，如果你們當中的任何一個同學(xué)能首先回答我的問題，我就準許他或她最先回家?！?BR>    第二天，老師走進教室時發(fā)現(xiàn)黑板被涂得亂七八糟，他非常生氣的問：“誰涂的?請站起來!”鮑勃說：“先生，是我，現(xiàn)在我可以回家了，再見!”
    5.3-6歲兒童英語幽默小笑話
    Three Turtles 三只烏龜
    Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
    The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
    The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."
    "We won't," the other two promised.
    Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
    Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."
    三只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。于是的那只烏龜對最小的烏龜說，“回家去取傘吧?！?BR>    最小的烏龜說，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去?！?BR>    “我們不喝，”另外兩只烏龜答應(yīng)說。
    兩年后，大烏龜對中烏龜說，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了?！?BR>    正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去?！?