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        愚人節(jié)英語笑話

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            1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌>?)
            答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍)
            2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)
            答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
            3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?)
            答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )
            4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)
            答:are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)
            5.what tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)
            答:weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)
            6.when can you get water with a net? (什么時候可以用網兜裝水?)
            答:when water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)
            7.why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?
            答:he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。
            8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么?
            答:smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了一里。
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